“After we win the Rooby I’m going to go to Nationals and get my pro card.” Holy fuck, all I can do is hear that in Big Jay’s voice when he was mocking Dale. Jay ripped Dale apart in every facet of life and Dale never had any comeback. Those were some of the best ments.
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I love the first one he did after he blew out his knees. “When you go into the hospital with an injury like that, you just have to accept that every nurse on the floor of that place is going to see you asshole”.
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“Cornelius said I’m gon get ma pro card he just need 2 more grand”
Just needs 5 grand for gold star meal plan. It half a cup of rice with chicken shake instead of full cup that’ll be 5 grand huehuehue.
Good deal take deal
I love the self destruction of Dale Chance. Had his 10 minutes of fame and has been riding on the coat tails of a C list tranny catcher ever since. Broke his back, lost the only woman that would ever love him for who he was and not cheat on him. Lost his kids, gained an old well used knob gobbler who probably moved on already from his limp dingaling. I hope his kids look down on him when he’s in his 50’s and they visit him in an old folks home all crippled up getting around in a walker.
‘You-you knaw I was a bahdybuildah back in mah day thirty years ago’ - Dale Bubba Rodney Chance in an old folks’ home
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“What you got stuffed in those trunks Dale?”
“potential pro body builder dale chance”
Not dick riding this little lucky charms freak. Just saying he looked decent before all the assedentsdeleted by creator
5k doesn’t go very far with a family of 4. Especially with an okie that makes a hundred grand working at tha schteel milll
SHUT UP GRACE HOW ARE YOU EVEN TYPING THAT?
Lenny helping me
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Dope labs athuullllete !
“Dope Labs! Hahaha! You’re your own worst enemy, Dale.”
Lenny and Brad laughing about that in the car is one of favourite ments
Can we get a link please? :)
I’ll find it but it might take me a bit.
Yep, i’d pay Cornelius five Thousand dollars for this
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The pic is from a show he did before the Rooby. The Rooby was his peak physique, he just got 3rd and never did anything better. Also ruined his marriage over dream of being a bodybuilder at 40+ years old. It menty.
“Ruined his marriage”
Lol go back to Reddit you beta provider cuck
His wife left him because he was ignoring her for bodybuilding. He discussed how she wanted him to stop multiple times and how she didn’t like it. He obviously just didn’t spend time with her and she saw a manchild paying thousands per year for training and drugs at 40 years old just to get a plastic trophy. He probably couldnt even fuck her with the “stack” he was on. Doodle not responding to drugs unfort. There’s only so long you can humor someone’s delusions, ignoring you and not even able to fuck you. What’s the point of being together at that point?
You must of lived in Dale’s garage?
I stole his girl mustang. That’s why he has a Tesla now huehuehue.
He didn’t lie though. He’s with some older woman nowadays.
The Ruby was before he flipped his truck into somebody’s porch huehuehue
“You think he ever went up and apologized to the family who’s house he ran into? I bet that little shithead didn’t even say he was sorry.”
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Pro card at flying through little old ladies porches
Officer Porch responding to the scene.
“Muh truck just shifted all on its own.”
Crashed multiple times but it was always the vehicle’s fault. It kinda weird.
I can’t remember if it was a random video or a podcast, but someone mentioned Dale getting a motorcycle and Jay said something like, “I’m sure with his driving record that’ll end well.”
His back didn’t respond to the diet
Dale! Dale! Dale! Sshhooppp aahhggg!!
Not far off from Janoy in terms of delusions. Deck of cards Dale!!!
looks like an overcooked tater tot
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