Over my years as a seasoned pisstrooper and commander of the 12th Armoured Monkey Prick Battalion, I have seen the shores of Lake Cresva fit to burst with ments but also seen it on the verge of drying up so many times I've lost count, I have witnessed waves of enemies fall by the combined efforts of a few brave men who would not let the ment die, who would not only defend this "Thing of ours" to the death from any who would see us crab depleted but violently destroy them in retaliation.
This last few years especially where ments have died off over time all we have had left has been each other, our fellow brothers in piss to sustain the warm liquids we bathe in, we have lost good men and bad along the way, from platform to platform our numbers have diminished leaving only the most dedicated and non cookie cutter fans around in any space on the internet, From youtube comments to reddick, to discord, to Fitmisc, to reddit after reddit sub to Ruqqus back to reddick and here at our secret Island of Hitler and everything good in the world. Every day on here never fails to make me huehuehue, just seeing some of your names keeps the ments alive for me, I feel as though I have piss running through my veins, I am in that deep.
I think what motivates me to post so much here is to try to give back to you guys and keep this alive as lil treat for all the laugh's the Genovaverse and all who have contributed to it's existence have provided me, you are my 1000 1% freaky bothas and while there is air in my lungs I will never give up on you bunch of strawberry sandwiches.
Special thanks to @DelrayMisfitsBoard for giving us this sanctuary and to @BFD and @MyWholeLegIsHuge for stepping up to moderate this place, as well as the other guys who helped mod on Ruqqus like YouriNRemco and others. I don't have any social media because I would be banned for any of my views and those guys in the genovaverse subreddick are not as dedicated or freaky as us, but here I can say whatever I want within reason and call a spade a PM, it sick baby! Kpeaceoutbye!
Big Swoll may not have dreamt grandiose plans but he was a man that would not let death get in the way of his short time, he lived life on his terms, raised a beautiful family and died doing what he loved.
God rest his beautiful soul.