Suddenly he has a full range of motion when there’s a cock nearby.

Stimulant fishonado

I know how to stack shit bro

Don’t worry, he does this from time to time. He’s also VictoriasLastOrgasm, SubSpace and like 10 other usernames.

Four ancestral tenets: sick, piss, revolting, insulting.

Would melt for fuel and hygienic products. It white whale.

Officer PORCH!

Squeeze 'em tite, boi. Das it, mane, das it.

FOCKING PANCAKES, da whole nine yawds!

They have redundant upper management, bleeds off half the ments.

Yesterday I wanted to just wank go sleep forever, so I went to cookie cutter reddick in search for porn. I found the sub dedicated to Shay Fox (don’t ask me why I chose this whore to gunt the goat to). And what do you fucking know, a few top posts are by one Nate8000 commenting on what a bitch she is. Truly, pisstroopers are everywhere. WEEEEEEEEEEE

Ima powerliff

Non-cookie cutter relatives

Played to win the game

Have to do presentation for class. Start saying ‘I am fawking zeez brah’ uncontrollably.

Compulsive masturbation, that was his problem.

Hell in Yankee landening

Fawking chiseled

Checks in anywhere he goes

Rich pisstroopers must STEP UP