Having dopey Dale as a boss would be menty.
“Alright, just cause I’m a famous bodybuilder that don’t make me no different than any of yall, so lets get to work”
Drinking a chicken shake while the safety manager gives you the rundown for the day.
“I recovered almost immediately from a severe car crash, but let’s talk about our sales for the past 2 trimesters”
“The doctor said I wouldn’t have survived if I didn’t have as much muscle as I did… Anyways, sales have been down this quarter and I’m going to have to lay off a quarter of the staff.”
“Dale, I’m gonna drive to North Carolina and fuck your wife”
-big Jay
On the internet: ‘three mouths to choose from’
In real life: ‘it won’t get harrrrrd’
“I’m pretty buzzed”
Congratulations Dale remind me at what place you finish 5 place 6 place
Operated out of a trailer. Can’t get more redneck than that.
If Jay was still drinking there’s a 100 percent chance we’d get a jealously and alcohol fueled rant
‘Dale. Chance. looks out the window Let me tell you something about Dale…’
DALE SHOULD HIRE JAY MASTERS TO DO HIS TRUCKING!!!..YEAH LITTLE BUDDY!!
And Lenny can mop the office floor.
Well we know Dale definitely shouldn’t be driving any kind of vehicle himself.
He originally misspelled steel as “still” and fixed it lol
We moonshiners now
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It popcorn suttoning
YEAH BUDDY!!!
That’s all ok and good, Dale, but you still live in a double-wide
what does a ‘steel business’ mean exactly? did he buy a small mill from someone, or is he going to be selling scraps of metal from the trunk of his car?
Sounds a bit homo erotic , like that Simpson’s episode with the homos in the steel mil.
“Dale, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?”
“We work hard, we play hard. YEAH BUDDY!!!”
Yeah Chance Steel actually sounds like it would be the name of a gay porn star
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what did he stick his little peepee in her and she had a ketchup packet down there. DALE YOU’RE SO BIG. for gods sakes.
“My wife was a virgin when I met her.”
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Cry moar tiny wiener man
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