• @YouriNRemco
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    91 year ago

    “I recovered almost immediately from a severe car crash, but let’s talk about our sales for the past 2 trimesters”

    • Lennys_Piss_Square
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      101 year ago

      “The doctor said I wouldn’t have survived if I didn’t have as much muscle as I did… Anyways, sales have been down this quarter and I’m going to have to lay off a quarter of the staff.”