In reality you’d look like the bogdanoff brothers with cheap implants, still can’t talk worth a shit, plus everyone that knows you makes fun of you behind your back for getting such a small penis procedure done. If you’re ugly you will always be ugly and it will always show.
Name a single gal who doesn’t wish she could wake up in this hunk’s arms. i’m waiting
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I take solace in the hope that if this does happen, the Pisstroopers will find a way to ruin it for Ian.
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Ian: “Oh god, that’s even better!”
his amphetamine abused and atrophied arms would feel like soggy smooth noodles.
Ian just needs jaw and chin inplants/jaw filler
Maybe upper eyelid filer aswell and he’ll have pussy.
He got the hair so that’s a plus. He’s norwood 0
Could prob get you this all done for less than 2k
This would infuriate the maniacs seeing Ian transform into a chad while being NEET. That’s what I would do if I woke up as Ian
In reality you’d look like the bogdanoff brothers with cheap implants, still can’t talk worth a shit, plus everyone that knows you makes fun of you behind your back for getting such a small penis procedure done. If you’re ugly you will always be ugly and it will always show.
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when i want to know the real hard cold old school masculine facts of life I just google it.
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Lmfao you’re a clown and crabs in the bucket loser who cares what others think
No one gives a shit what NPCs say behind your back. I’ve never gotten fillers or surgery but will prob when I’m 35-40 to combat lost tissue aging.
And I could legit give af what any NPC says lmao. In fact I’ll prob brag about it to NPCs just to make them mad
Well now that you’re mad I know my lesson has taken hold so I’ll just let you be buddy