Adam: “Brie, I’m here to fight for you… Because I love you!!!”

Brie: “Heeellllllllpppp!!!”

  • Fifthplacesixthplace
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    131 year ago

    I’ve been with my woman for 20 years, never been married. Can’t get divorced if you don’t get married. Not that it matters with the whole common law bullshit but half of nothing is still nothing. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get my knob polished

    • Lennys_Piss_SquareOP
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      91 year ago

      Same man. Been with my GAL for about 13 years. Everyone asks “when are you getting married” and I ask them to give me 1 single example of how a 13 year relationship would change with marriage. Crickets. The truth is, there is litally zero difference between signing a legal document of marriage and just staying with someone because you love them and want to be with them. It’s litally just an extra step, with more hassle if you decide to break up, needing $15,000 lawyers just to end the relationship. What a fucking stupid thing to do. Most people are so brainwashed they can’t use critical thinking to come up with this on their own though. They’re just sheep who follow the croud unfortunately.

      • Bloody_White_Baron
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        71 year ago

        Marriage only works if the man has total power, when it was invented the man had say on whether the women lived or died for wronging him. God never intended for the sexes to be equal even when creating Adam and Eve, women was made to aid man not the other way around.

        • Lennys_Piss_SquareOP
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          71 year ago

          Lots of women change once they get that ring. They know they hold the power over you and can just take half your shit at any time. It’s almost like findom to them. I’ve seen many friends of mine become complete cucks over it. One of my friends was “forced” to sell his car he put damn near 100k into simple because the “wife said so”. What a fucking bitch made thing to do, and I laughed at him for it, rightfully so. If I told my GAL to sell something she bought because I didn’t like it, she’d laugh in my face and tell me to go fuck myself, as would I if she asked me the same. Unfortunately when they hold all the power all decisions are made by them unless you want to lose half your shit. I laugh at “men” that call their wife the “boss”. Jesus, be a fucking man and stand up for yourself. Society is complete beta cucks now days unfort.

            • Lennys_Piss_SquareOP
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              21 year ago

              Huehuehue that would be menty. It was a fully built C6 Corvette Z06. He was turning it into a drag car. He said he had around 100k invested and I believe it. His wife told him to sell it because she was tired of him dropping his money into it (HIS money btw) and because car prices were high now so he could recoup costs he put into it (as if he gave a fuck about the resale value of it). They aren’t even in financial trouble or struggling she just didn’t want him to put more money into it. I would’ve just laughed in her face if she told me that unfortunately.

            • @BagOfCucumbers
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              51 year ago

              We had an all employees meeting at work and they had all the new hires go up and introduce themselves. The new folks were giving a hobby or interest outside of work and one guy said, “I don’t really have any hobbies. I just do whatever my wife tells me on the weekends.” Everyone laughed and thought it was just the greatest thing ever. The guy looked like a total low-T pussy with zero muscle or physical capability to do anything. Such a disgrace.

      • @BigGyay
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        11 year ago

        the tribe introduced no fault divorce unfortunately, it made marriage farcical unfortunately. even chinks in chinaland dont anul marriages unless there is serious domestic battery going on, they reject divorce and make couples stay together