We had an all employees meeting at work and they had all the new hires go up and introduce themselves. The new folks were giving a hobby or interest outside of work and one guy said, “I don’t really have any hobbies. I just do whatever my wife tells me on the weekends.” Everyone laughed and thought it was just the greatest thing ever. The guy looked like a total low-T pussy with zero muscle or physical capability to do anything. Such a disgrace.