I struck up a conversation with a nice looking black chick today. I thought about banging her but a buddy told me their pussies stink bad. I think I’d fuck a Paki before a black chick, just to hear the gibberish coming out of her mouth while I plow her. Asian seems like it’d be okay, except I might get horny an hour later.
I see this at my cookie gym all the time. Skinny chicks who look like they just got out of Dachau or rehab, covered in tattoos, walking around with clipboards and wearing “Personal Trainer” t-shirts. None of them look like they’ve been lifting for more than a year but they way they walk around you’d think they were the next Miss Olympia. And their “clients” act like they’re getting advice from Arnold himself. I’ve heard anyone can take a weekend course online and get certified but is the bar really that low? It confusening.
Listening to episode 2 of the podcast and he calls in with a hilarious Jay Masters impression. “I’ve got my cock in a glory hole and the guy’s beard is tickling my taint. It’s gunna make me COME!” He also did a bang up Jason impression. Can’t find anything on YouTube. Entitled. K peaceoutbye