Ah to be young again. And now look at us all these years later, on a message board dedicated to Bunch of Florida gym weirdos. It sick it piss

Fuck that was the day I started dating my woman. Still together fonrtunatel

He assumed he knew what he was doing

That seems to be the trend nowadays. I see a lot of “programs” that are 2 day splits chest/back/biceps, legs/shoulders/triceps. The old school bro splits are definitely frowned upon by “geniuses” like Lan

Who in the blue hell would go to this guy for advice on anything?

Just seeing the smug way he’d chug from his jug of water makes me want to beat his head in

What was his last video appearance?

Would smash the HR lady, unfortunatel

She still looks okay for now but it’s definitely all downhill from here. Would still smash unfortunatel

Soooooooo…… You gonna show us your bush or not??

That dude looked like a skinny version of wrestler The Godfather

I heard they sound weird when they orgasm

I remember Lenny defending him on a podcast, of course

You run into Gary Glitter over there?

Sounds like a nice mix

How about Pakis? The ones who were born here (North America) can be beautiful but they don’t seem like the pump and dump types

I knew a girl who was convinced she could make a living selling pictures of just her feet. “There’s a market for that!” she kept insisting. She got mad when I said I’d only buy a pic of her feet if they were covered in my jizz. Haven’t talked to her in awhile but last I heard, she’s a “photographer” now, taking pics of pets dressed up in Christmas hats. I’m thinking of offering her fifty buck to take pics of her sucking my doodle. It good deal.

Yep. My wife’s family consistently gets the flu shot - and now Covid booster - year after year, and all we hear about is how sick they are. Then they act all surprised that we never get any shots and are rarely sick, and my wife works with germy Kindergarten kids. Her family are all university graduates (her sister is a nurse) and these are some of the dumbest people I’ve ever met in my life

Does this mean no one’s paying?

Hate to admit, but it’s happened to me. Weirdest feeling ever

My gym tried to sucker me into personal training when I first joined and their “deal” was $1500 for 6 months. They got real snippy when I told them my plan was to “lift, eat, sleep, and grow.”

Exactly

Whoa! Look at those freaks

It’s probably a good strategy in the gym’s part to have decent looking pieces of ass “train” out of shape old guys who enjoy having a hair pie hovering above their faces while they bench the empty bar. It scammening

He really is a smug little prick

Cum will not be wasted. If you are not given the pleasure of an anal or vaginal creampie, all cum must be swallowed. If any cum is wasted, you will be punished. I’m not into that pulling out, doing a money shot. What’s up with that porn money shot? I’m not into that. I want that in their mouth, in their pussy, or in their ass. I don’t want it all over the fucking place. Cum shall not be wasted, or you will be punished." - Big Jay Masters, aka the Bedroom Bully

“Let me tell you something about Jim Harbaugh.”

Yes Diana Maybrook’s Salmon, I will be dying very soon

“Robert please! Get this halo off me.”

Balls didn’t respond to the diet

When I got my bell ring and walked off the field!!!

Correct

The day he died was “a day”.

Agreed fanbuddy. Her and her big alligator mouth

Mr Pfizer

Fuck, Britney was cute back in the day.

If it’s Yellow let it mellow

I saw a video on efukt of a bunch of different women talking about porn being “empowering” interspersed with scenes of those same women getting pissed on, eating guys asses, and licking toilet seats. Sure, whore, keep telling yourself that eating some scummy losers butthole is “empowering”.

Why can’t I ever run into one of these empowered bitches?

“D-D-Dave told me about it.”

Not really rare but that always cracked me up. Everyone knows a guy named Dave

That was some truly funny shit