Bard: “The mirror is definitely not YOUR friend.”
I just can’t cope with the eyes, man. He has natural sunglasses
Looking dead something evil. Can’t talk.
It cybog unfortunately
It all seeing eye
It tabernacle prick
Give me 60 seconds to put god on the table
Michael Myers no conscience eyes
That’s what zero impulse control looks like
That’s what a fucking freak looks like!!
Bulkening Lenny would be proud and gas him up telling him he looks good unfortunately.
I don’t believe in impulse control only in competing impulses.
Look dat boi go, dat boi so sexy, show em wat you got Jay
Italian
Like little italy mommy
Nice little Italian boy Rich Gaspari
you can get that granite look only by doing reverse bicep curls
Works your tricep and your deltoid
“Front posterior deltoid” pissening anatomy lesson
“This is tricep, bicep, front anterior deltoid, mid anterior deltoid, rear anterior deltoid”
One of my favorite lines from m’genius
Is that the bathroom vid in burger king? That was my entry into the piss about 10 years ago.
Yessss exactly that one. Hahaha.
Insane to think I have been in the piss for more than a decade now.
Ain’t no little Bo Peep, bro.
Surprised no one has done the obligatory zoom crop on Jason’s face everytime this is posted huehuehue
offseason primabulk bro
Monkey 🐷 ening
