Good moanin this moanin Misfits Trust and Safety Board. It me, FBI agent Fuckwad here to enforce your companies ToS. I’m about to essplain I’ve noticed user ‘Anon572903843’ has made a post encouraging people to go out and vote on Wednesday instead of Tuesday, it goofy. Since people are dumbos that can’t think for themselves we can’t allow this deadly misinformation to put our countries democracy at stake. Would be a shame if you didn’t investigate and “take action” on this post. We have 50 people making 6 figures per year working on taking down these posts, very esspensive. Boss has made this a top priority over investigating corruption of vice president sons laptop. Okay I have to get on call with Mark Shekelberg and make sure nobody is talking bad about future president Biden or the vaccine, it safe, Bill Gates told me. Okaypeaceoutbye.

  • Lennys_Piss_SquareOP
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    31 year ago

    You sank over 65 years ago. I’m going to have to ban your account for misinformation and impersonation. I’ve investigated you and determined you’re not even a real ship bro, you’re a scam artist.