Good moanin this moanin Misfits Trust and Safety Board. It me, FBI agent Fuckwad here to enforce your companies ToS. I’m about to essplain I’ve noticed user ‘Anon572903843’ has made a post encouraging people to go out and vote on Wednesday instead of Tuesday, it goofy. Since people are dumbos that can’t think for themselves we can’t allow this deadly misinformation to put our countries democracy at stake. Would be a shame if you didn’t investigate and “take action” on this post. We have 50 people making 6 figures per year working on taking down these posts, very esspensive. Boss has made this a top priority over investigating corruption of vice president sons laptop. Okay I have to get on call with Mark Shekelberg and make sure nobody is talking bad about future president Biden or the vaccine, it safe, Bill Gates told me. Okaypeaceoutbye.
Hey it you!
It me here to cipher your IP address and arrest you over words on the internet huehuehue don’t be mad PeeJay.
hey
“Hey uh, monkeyprick. You wanna take that image off the screen before I throw you in prison for subverting democracy in my courtroom?”
hi
You sank over 65 years ago. I’m going to have to ban your account for misinformation and impersonation. I’ve investigated you and determined you’re not even a real ship bro, you’re a scam artist.
false a november witch sank me in 1975 in whitefish bay
You had a hold full of Mexicans ready to unload, get wat deserve
WE OUTLAWS NOW!!..WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
BFD on FBI watch list now. You’re on thin ice mister.
Watch yourself nikka, I’ve got the entire Chilean military on my side.
BEEN THERE FOR 20 FUCKIN YEARS!!!..WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Talk to Chef Crackhead David Rosov plz
He’s the one that tipped me off about this board. Been investigating for years. He ain’t fuqqin playin niqqa.
