I’ll start, back when I was in college I spied one of my co-students do the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen, he took a pencil, looked around to make sure no one’s looking (didn’t work too well), he shoves the pencil in his ear harder than I could possibly imagine, he repeatedly jabbed the pencil in his ear like someone shanking an immate in prison, all the while he has the facial expression of an orgasm, he then takes one final stab at his ear and aggressively pulls it out again, he then took the fucking pencil and smeared his ear wax on his upper lip, he then pulls his nose down and takes a big whiff of it as he reclines in the chair with a look of ecstasy on his face. All this took place in 5 seconds and my life has not been the same since I witnessed that
When I was 14 me and a friend just had a McDonalds and as we were walking through the tunnel next to it, to get to the other side of the road, at the other end of the tunnel was a drunk man slumped over the low railings with his head face down in a bush making growling sounds and legs dangling on the path side. he also had his pants at his ankles and his underwear that were still on were covered in shit and skid marks. He was so out of his mind drunk and was begging for anyone that walked past to help him… walked past and huehuehue’d all the way home.