I’ll start, back when I was in college I spied one of my co-students do the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen, he took a pencil, looked around to make sure no one’s looking (didn’t work too well), he shoves the pencil in his ear harder than I could possibly imagine, he repeatedly jabbed the pencil in his ear like someone shanking an immate in prison, all the while he has the facial expression of an orgasm, he then takes one final stab at his ear and aggressively pulls it out again, he then took the fucking pencil and smeared his ear wax on his upper lip, he then pulls his nose down and takes a big whiff of it as he reclines in the chair with a look of ecstasy on his face. All this took place in 5 seconds and my life has not been the same since I witnessed that
One time I stumbled upon this community that revolves around a retarded bodybuilder who lives in Florida under the thumb of a very controlling mother. He’s friends with a tranny hunting ogre, a volatile mailman, an alcoholic trucker, and a homeless person serial killer who follows him around with a camera all the time.
When I was 14 me and a friend just had a McDonalds and as we were walking through the tunnel next to it, to get to the other side of the road, at the other end of the tunnel was a drunk man slumped over the low railings with his head face down in a bush making growling sounds and legs dangling on the path side. he also had his pants at his ankles and his underwear that were still on were covered in shit and skid marks. He was so out of his mind drunk and was begging for anyone that walked past to help him… walked past and huehuehue’d all the way home.
When I was about 16 my friend and I went to ride our bicycles around town. We were cruising on the side of a street that bordered a residential area. Between the street and the houses there was a sort of a small park with a few trees and very few bushes (this is important). So we are passing through a crossing, and I take a look around to see if there are any cars approaching us. It was then when I saw an old lady in typical old lady clothing standing bent over in this park, not far from the houses. She had put her hands on her knees as if to support herself, you can see runners do the same thing when they finish an exhausting route. We move along and I, perplexed with her posture, forego road safety and continue looking at her while my friend rides beside me, blissfully unaware. We ride past her and now I’m looking at her from behind only to witness a yuge pasty-white sstrememly sstremely flabby old lady ass with old lady clothing (skirt or whatever, I can’t recall) pulled down barely enough to reveal that this ass is in the process of expelling what I can only desrcibe as a very solid-looking chocolate log the size of my teenage cooming forearm, both length and diameter. I immediately put my eyes on the road and gained speed. I never told my friend what I saw. The mental images haunt me to this day.
That kept you from becoming a fecal freak
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Litally pissening
A Christmas present…look it up
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Saw a freak choking his chicken in a forest unfortunately
I was drunk, walking in the woods in the morning a few years ago and did the exact same thing unfortunately, apology assepted if it was me.
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Too much drinkey drinkey clouded my mind unfortunately
Saw a guy wearing a og circle logo Jason shirt at a shitty bar in cbd Melbourne Australia. He threw up all over himself in the booth and his boys had to Cary him out.
Didn’t speak too them or try sneak a picture because they were “BIG” and heavily intoxicated.
Made a post on the reddit years ago and got like 100 upvotes. Pretty menty
how are the trannies down there
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Non cookie cutter nutrition protocol
My friend in highschool would eat raw hamburger meat in front of people. Just a handful of raw meat, blood dripping down his chin and onto the floor, raw meat. That is just one of the many weird things I can recall.
animal I become
It liverkingening
Saw a small Spanish man being smothered by a fat white trash woman twice is size in a sofa of a bar, while piano man was blasting loudly. Looked like she was trying to eat him or kiss, while he was gasping for air, laying on his back with her entire weight over him.
Nice topic. I don’t know if i’ve seen anything really really weird but something pretty messed up: on omegle 3-4-5 years ago a 15 ish year old girl licking a 5 year old ish girls youknowwhat on cam. Never seen anyone die or anything in person
Crazy fan wooooooo
becum batman
It us
A childhood friend used to shit in people’s tree-houses, cement blenders, crates and boxes… One crate was on a raft in the middle of nowhere. One time he took a shit on a wooden dock in a river. When the turds dropped into the water, it looked like fish jumping out of the water.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen? Do you know what a “ass-pan” is? You lay on your back and stick your ass up in the air then you pour your powdered drug of choice into the ass… I had a short drug phase in my early teens.
that friend is interview worthy, and I had heard of ass-pan before I think
Correction lmao it wasn’t me that took the drugs up my ass and it wasn’t me that poured it into someone else’s ass. It was just a drug spot where we listened to music etc
OK, Mr. Watery Stool
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