I’ll start, back when I was in college I spied one of my co-students do the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen, he took a pencil, looked around to make sure no one’s looking (didn’t work too well), he shoves the pencil in his ear harder than I could possibly imagine, he repeatedly jabbed the pencil in his ear like someone shanking an immate in prison, all the while he has the facial expression of an orgasm, he then takes one final stab at his ear and aggressively pulls it out again, he then took the fucking pencil and smeared his ear wax on his upper lip, he then pulls his nose down and takes a big whiff of it as he reclines in the chair with a look of ecstasy on his face. All this took place in 5 seconds and my life has not been the same since I witnessed that
A childhood friend used to shit in people’s tree-houses, cement blenders, crates and boxes… One crate was on a raft in the middle of nowhere. One time he took a shit on a wooden dock in a river. When the turds dropped into the water, it looked like fish jumping out of the water.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen? Do you know what a “ass-pan” is? You lay on your back and stick your ass up in the air then you pour your powdered drug of choice into the ass… I had a short drug phase in my early teens.
that friend is interview worthy, and I had heard of ass-pan before I think
Correction lmao it wasn’t me that took the drugs up my ass and it wasn’t me that poured it into someone else’s ass. It was just a drug spot where we listened to music etc
OK, Mr. Watery Stool