• @Horriblywornmother
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    Jason: You like YouGottaBeAFreak?

    Uncle Rosov: Yeah… they’re okay.

    Jason: Their early work was a little too unnerground for Sith Lord tastes, but when their yootoob channel came out in '13, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistic-ening. The whole channel has a clear, crisp sound, melon subs, and nices sheen of piss that really give the songs a big bass boost. He’s been compared to Elvis, but I think YGAF has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

    Uncle Rosov: Hey, Giovanni?

    Jason: Yes, m’Uncle?

    Uncle Rosov: Why are there copies of the Style section covered in piss and crumbs all over the place? Do you have a dog? A pug or something?

    Jason: No, Uncle.

    Uncle Rosov: Is that a chewed up goodwill Iron Mag Labs Hoodie?

    Jason: Yes it is! In '13, YouGottaBeAFreak released on his youtube channel, “Its Skittle Time”, their most accomplished single. I think its their undisputed masterpiece is, a song so catchy, most people probably don unnerstan the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of non-conformity, and the importance of ignoring trends; it’s also a personal statement about the Piss itself! Hey UNCLEl! [Uncle Rosov turns around and gets cleaved with an axe by Jason] Try getting a reservation at Golden Corral now, you fucking cookie cutter! You fucking greedy Jew BASTARD!!