“I simply am not there”
Can’t talk.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s, Steve Irkle impression
“Did I do that?” Huehuehue
Jason: You like YouGottaBeAFreak?
Uncle Rosov: Yeah… they’re okay.
Jason: Their early work was a little too unnerground for Sith Lord tastes, but when their yootoob channel came out in '13, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistic-ening. The whole channel has a clear, crisp sound, melon subs, and nices sheen of piss that really give the songs a big bass boost. He’s been compared to Elvis, but I think YGAF has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Uncle Rosov: Hey, Giovanni?
Jason: Yes, m’Uncle?
Uncle Rosov: Why are there copies of the Style section covered in piss and crumbs all over the place? Do you have a dog? A pug or something?
Jason: No, Uncle.
Uncle Rosov: Is that a chewed up goodwill Iron Mag Labs Hoodie?
Jason: Yes it is! In '13, YouGottaBeAFreak released on his youtube channel, “Its Skittle Time”, their most accomplished single. I think its their undisputed masterpiece is, a song so catchy, most people probably don unnerstan the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of non-conformity, and the importance of ignoring trends; it’s also a personal statement about the Piss itself! Hey UNCLEl! [Uncle Rosov turns around and gets cleaved with an axe by Jason] Try getting a reservation at Golden Corral now, you fucking cookie cutter! You fucking greedy Jew BASTARD!!
*takes 10 minutes lighting up big ass ciggar to relish in his accomplishment.
Looking like a scarred Vietnam soldier that became cybog after torching 200 gooks with flamethrower and realised he enjoyed it. One pill makes you larger… And one pill makes you small…
Got that freaky shell shocked look
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You like Huey Lewis and the news?
“I gotta return some tranny porn tapes huehue”
Huehuehue even more menty that Lenny and Colllura used to do this back in the day.
“Its an honor to meet you Jay Cutler, now point me to the trannies cause I know you know” -Lenny
I love how he just ASSOMES everyone is into trannies. He used to be very menty, especially on the podcasts.
Trannies are definitely for gay people who are in denial. If you like cocks you are gay, no two ways about it. The fake boobs and female appearance of the trannies don’t interest the tranny lovers like Lenny, it’s just used as a cheap cop out to deny their homosexuality. Otherwise they would be attracted to real girls. A cock is just repulsive
“ThEy aRe MoRe fEmiNiNe tHaN mOsT GiRLs Braaaaaaaaad!!”
Is it just a coincidence that I’ve never heard Lenny speak of banging a tranny up the rear? I’ve only heard him talk about sucking them off
