Moved his entire family to another city just to be able to hang out with a mailman that he fell in love with on the internet. Pays the misfits to be able to hang out with them, only for them to laugh behind this manlet faggot’s back and not even invite him over. Spends his time making accounts on this forum and on IG creating drama, and bases his entire useless unemployed life around the DRM, even though literally no one likes him. If this useless human filth was my dad, I’d legit swallow a bullet IMMEDIATELY
The thing with Jay is he is also bald, no family, ugly and takes shit loads of steroids and still doesn’t look like he lifts. McCuck looks like crap but with all the steroids Jay takes he is basically obese.
Yeah they’re not exactly winners, but I’d still be Jay over Adam any day