If you’re ever wondering how she funds her lifestyle of having no job but posting pics of her designer handbags to IG, wearing skimpy bikinis and doing nothing all day but strutting around the Ave looking like a goddess then here’s your answer. Married a short, fat, blading man. Wonder what she saw in him? It mystery to me. Idk what’s worse, knowing she stooped low and married someone who looks like he throws beers at the TV screen when his football team loses while wife drains his bank account or the fact that he gets the last laugh by leaving nothing but his nuts hanging out of her every night in what’s obviously a financial business exchange. He obviously got the better end of the deal here, so I think he may have won this one unfortunately.

  • @MrItGotNuts
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    82 years ago

    Balding? That’s a full head of hair. Idk her height but he is taller than her. Fat sure but he probably wasn’t fat when they met. Unfortunately you are projecting and you are a big fag because you judge a man by his looks more harshly than a woman. If you were actually straight you would realize she is not even a catch in the first place. Unforuntatel

    • Lennys_Piss_SquareOP
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      This is easily the stupidest post I’ve ever read on this forum, including tinyweinerman spamming the same picture on every thread. I’d feel real embarrassed making 3 sentences justifying how this man actually isn’t unattractive while calling an objectivly pretty women not attractive, then proceeding to call me a projecting homo. Sounds like you’re more interested in fucking him than fucking Karen, but keep going on telling me how I’m actually the fag here.

      • @MrItGotNuts
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        22 years ago

        Objectively pretty? She looks like DOG!! You are mad because some guy who is better than you in every way is fuckin your muscle goddess ugly skank

    • @burnt_steak
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      72 years ago

      lol this whole board is about making fun of people related to the misfits universe

      you’re a pussy who needs to go back to reddit

      • Lennys_Piss_SquareOP
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        62 years ago

        I’ve seen people m’lady for a hot chick, but I’ve never seen someone white knight for a man then proceed to call the guy complimenting the woman a “projecting fag”. This is a whole knew level of cuckery. Must be a mutated gene in the Redditors DNA unfortunately.

        • @MrItGotNuts
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          22 years ago

          You’re complimenting an objectively dog lookin bitch because she had big muscles… you know what that means right?

        • @burnt_steak
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          32 years ago

          yep…it’s the gayest response possible. Worse than saying ‘takes one to know one’