If you’re ever wondering how she funds her lifestyle of having no job but posting pics of her designer handbags to IG, wearing skimpy bikinis and doing nothing all day but strutting around the Ave looking like a goddess then here’s your answer. Married a short, fat, blading man. Wonder what she saw in him? It mystery to me. Idk what’s worse, knowing she stooped low and married someone who looks like he throws beers at the TV screen when his football team loses while wife drains his bank account or the fact that he gets the last laugh by leaving nothing but his nuts hanging out of her every night in what’s obviously a financial business exchange. He obviously got the better end of the deal here, so I think he may have won this one unfortunately.

  • @burnt_steak
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    Karen has a good deal

    .her day is to wake up, have breakfast with a friend, go to the gym and then get nails done, brunch with another friend followed by some shopping, then lunch with another friend ( coach pays, of course), then to the hair salon

    his day is to work from 9am till 8pm, come home eat dinner and then Karen gives him a handjob with one hand while flicking through a catologue with the other hand

    PISS!!

  • @HeyMonkeyPrick
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    Married that fat slob while she could have married this lean mean machine

    It mystery on its own

  • @burnt_steak
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    looks like he’s either a rich finance guy from Miami or some local delray slob who inherited his dads successful air conditioning company

    • @MrItGotNuts
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      He’s likely a harder worker than you, has more money, is more socially successful, less incel, less retarded, less gay. Unfortunately.

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        “don’t make fun of him!!”

        lol you’re comparing 2 people you know absolutely nothing about in some weak effort to protect a stranger in a photo…it pretty weird actually

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          You don’t know either of the people in the picture retard. Jesus christ I swear this board has some of the biggest fools on the planet. Can we go back to reddick

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            I’ve seen dozens of hours of coach Karen, so I can draw logical assumptions based on my knowledge of her and my experiences in south Florida

            now your turn…what info do you have to stick up for your hero and make the comparisons you did?? you see his picture, and you see my username…that’s it…lol you stupid cunt

            “don’t make fun of him, he looks like a hard working guy who I want to jack off for” - homo poster who doesn’t belong

            • @MrItGotNuts
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              You have the exact same amount of information about them two as I do. This is what happens when retards try to make a point, you end up embarrassing yourself

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                but you are comparing him with ME…you have zero info about me…don’t you understand? geez wtf, go back to reddit immediately

                I’ll play your game though…this guy in the picture benches more than you do, is taller than you, has better endurance than you do, has banged more women than you have, has more money, and his mom doesn’t get fucked by PM’s like yours does Huehuehue

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                  Just don’t respond to this dude he already exposed himself as a Reddit cuck. Go let him report back to the 5 people active on the Genova sub and white knighting men unfortunately.

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                  I have all the info I need on you. I know more about you than you know about the man in the pic. The fact that you think Karen is remotely attractive proves that 1. You’re retarded and 2. You like men, you think Karen is hot because of her big muscles and masculine features.

                  If your opinion is so wrong about Karen then what else are you wrong about? But you’re a retard who doesn’t have to ability to self reflect, so you can’t even conceive of how wrong and dumb you are

  • Lou’sSavedRhinoM
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    Women like Karen who have a career dedicated to them looking good will often prefer men who aren’t lookers but will happily provide the funding necessary to ensure she doesn’t have to work. There is satisfaction from being the “attractive one” in a relationship. They don’t need the self validation from marrying a good looking guy because if you look like Karen, you have had your pick of men since you were in your teens. A good looking guy will more often than not say no to funding your fitness beauty guru lifestyle or be too broke to do it. This man has a steady career and is probably a nice enough guy. Seems good deal.

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      She isn’t attractive. You’re a fag and you judge a man looks with more scrutiny than a woman. She looks like shit and is likely batting above her league with him

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        You do realize you called me a fag for judging male looks but you just called her husband out of her league? We all know what good looking people look or don’t look like, man or female. Nothing gay about that. The only one making it gay is closet faggots like you.

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          Thats what I say to you muscle worshipping retards. She looks like shit

  • @MrItGotNuts
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    Balding? That’s a full head of hair. Idk her height but he is taller than her. Fat sure but he probably wasn’t fat when they met. Unfortunately you are projecting and you are a big fag because you judge a man by his looks more harshly than a woman. If you were actually straight you would realize she is not even a catch in the first place. Unforuntatel

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      This is easily the stupidest post I’ve ever read on this forum, including tinyweinerman spamming the same picture on every thread. I’d feel real embarrassed making 3 sentences justifying how this man actually isn’t unattractive while calling an objectivly pretty women not attractive, then proceeding to call me a projecting homo. Sounds like you’re more interested in fucking him than fucking Karen, but keep going on telling me how I’m actually the fag here.

      • @MrItGotNuts
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        Objectively pretty? She looks like DOG!! You are mad because some guy who is better than you in every way is fuckin your muscle goddess ugly skank

    • @burnt_steak
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      lol this whole board is about making fun of people related to the misfits universe

      you’re a pussy who needs to go back to reddit

      • Lennys_Piss_SquareOP
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        I’ve seen people m’lady for a hot chick, but I’ve never seen someone white knight for a man then proceed to call the guy complimenting the woman a “projecting fag”. This is a whole knew level of cuckery. Must be a mutated gene in the Redditors DNA unfortunately.

        • @MrItGotNuts
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          You’re complimenting an objectively dog lookin bitch because she had big muscles… you know what that means right?

        • @burnt_steak
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          yep…it’s the gayest response possible. Worse than saying ‘takes one to know one’

  • @15buck
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    Good for Coath K. We all know she wasn’t making bank at Blackstone.

  • @EdmundFitzgerald
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    define “better end of the deal” Hes paying for a whore that doesnt even fuck him. ur better off just getting an escort once a week. Karen is mid