“I don’t do drugs I just need copious amounts of methamphetamine on a dayy-leeee to get out of bed!!”

Ohhhhhh ya. Classic Lan tactic was to say he double-booked the room somehow and couldn’t be refunded, not sure how that works. Happened every couple days. Figure you’d never make that mistake twice but Lan did it dozens huehuehue. Loved how whenever he’d get what he wanted after a bunch of ebegging instead of doing something productive he’d just spend the rest of the day/night watching Harry Potter and shit