I’ll start, back when I was in college I spied one of my co-students do the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen, he took a pencil, looked around to make sure no one’s looking (didn’t work too well), he shoves the pencil in his ear harder than I could possibly imagine, he repeatedly jabbed the pencil in his ear like someone shanking an immate in prison, all the while he has the facial expression of an orgasm, he then takes one final stab at his ear and aggressively pulls it out again, he then took the fucking pencil and smeared his ear wax on his upper lip, he then pulls his nose down and takes a big whiff of it as he reclines in the chair with a look of ecstasy on his face. All this took place in 5 seconds and my life has not been the same since I witnessed that
One time I stumbled upon this community that revolves around a retarded bodybuilder who lives in Florida under the thumb of a very controlling mother. He’s friends with a tranny hunting ogre, a volatile mailman, an alcoholic trucker, and a homeless person serial killer who follows him around with a camera all the time.