Film it all, balls to the wall, 300 pounds shredded, massively muscular gut and go out his his shield like the thong warriors of old. Snack on Danger, Dine on Death!
His lives are like seeing a first rate ship of the line turned into a coal hulk, seeing out its days broken and rotting berthed up somewhere.
You just need to look at Lenny to realize that most of his weight is concentrated in his gut lol