“I attempted online classes, which I found completely overwhelming without ADHD medication, and I’ve not physically been in a classroom in two years. I applied for, got, and worked several jobs in this time, but in each case eventually found myself too overwhelmed to continue. Unfortunately, this really all comes down to a mixture of ADHD, PTSD, autism, and of course, that motherfucking depression.”

McThey needs to realise his true calling as a fitness cow, the Piss gods demand it.