And I want to leave all my empty Steel Reserve cans to Brad. I’d like my CPAP machine to go to charity. My half back of smokes can go to my lovely on again off again girlfriend Linda. Please bury me in my Michigan T-shirt. In loving memory, Father.
And I want to leave all my empty Steel Reserve cans to Brad. I’d like my CPAP machine to go to charity. My half back of smokes can go to my lovely on again off again girlfriend Linda. Please bury me in my Michigan T-shirt. In loving memory, Father.
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KEEP HIM IN A CAN OF QUAKER INSTANT OATMEAL.
No, do not cremate him! Needs to get stuffed and put into an intimidating pose like a polar bear.