I worked at a gas station just out of high school and looking back, it was one of my more interesting jobs. I could write a book about all the weird people and things I saw while working there, especially on graveyard shift. That kind of job is perfect for Lenny. It’ll give him lots of material to embellish his stories with.

“So I was standing behind the cash register - three thirty, RIPPED - and this porch monkey comes in and sticks a gun in my face and tells me to empty the till. I say to him “You gonna MAKE me give you all this money?” He gets all up in my face so I challenge him to an Oklahoma drill outside. He takes off running, threatening to come back with his HOMIES. I go back inside and this tan-ten-ten who saw the whole thing took me into the bathroom and shit in my mouth. How’s that for motivation, MANIACS??!”