It chicken boy. Dress up in costume before the game instead unfortunately.

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    Lenny just got stomped at the big game and the other team went out to celebrate, so his dad drug him there to scream at his failure of a son. Holy shit that would be menty as fuck to see. Could you imagine the look on the other kids faces when they saw his dad yelling like a homeless, mentally ill drug addict at the top of his lungs. “THERE HERE TO ENJOY LIFE AND YOU’RE JUST GOING TO LET THEM PUSH YOU AROUND ON THE FIELD??!! I’D KILL TO BE YOUR AGE AGAIN!!!” I swear his dad gave him a humiliation fetish by publicly emasculating him every other day. Also saying he can’t bring black girls home made him psycholocally crave that Brillo pad pusst unfort.

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        He then proceeded to under the steps in the abandoned stairwell to pleasure himself in front of 14 uear old girls unfort. No wonder he likes underage children and humiliation.

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      If any other adult questioned Lenny’s dad, his dad would condescendingly ask, “Where did he play his major college ball?”

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        His dad was unintentionally menty as fuck. So fucking delusional, in his own world. I swear it’s a Florida thing. I remember when Lenny said Collura was taking care of stray cats (before he came back down again for the reunion) Bard said to Andrew “is everyone we know fucked up?” Sneaky ment.

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          Agreed. Lenny’s dad sounds fucking hilarious as long as he’s not in charge of your entire life.