bard was trying to get rid of jay before #retarddaughtergate worried taco queaf might think hes not cool. hes trying to be young with tattyoos and pretend hes not middle aged postman loser. he didnt want taco queaf to see his unhip obese 55 year old incel friend knocking on back door unfortunately. You think big gay would be their hero since both bard and taco queaf love to get shitfaced and are mad they cant do it enough because of responsibility