Blah blah blah some girls went out to the club and I said I was there. They got all excited (I’m texting with my real number too). I have them on a goose chase. I say I’m in the bathroom on top floor. They wait. I said can you find someone who works here to bring in some toilet paper it’s all gone. She says she was going to do it. She ghosted me after.

Holy shit that made me fucking lose it.