- Signed picture: $40.00
- Breakfast: $25.00
- Snack and Monster: $11.00
- Lunch: $30.00
- Snacks and Monsters: $25.00 (at this point he might realise that he has a blank cheque with me, therefore grabs a bunch)
- Dinner: $35.00
- Gas money (even though I was driving): $50.00
Total: $216.00
Did I forget anything? Why, you may ask - because the Lord is entitled.
Please offer this package to the lord in exchange for filming for the day. The Lord can easily be persuaded by cash if he gets it up front.
You can tell him it’s for personal use or for a documentary that you will release in 2030 or something. Once Lord gets scent of cash his decision making is affected and he will believe you, especially if you promise him more.
If you can convince him, I will chip in for the Lords esspenses that day. I would love to see another pumping piss style doco. He is hilarious when he thinks he’s “off camera”.