Who am I:

I am obese at over 300lbs. I live with my mommy after having lost multiple jobs over the past 3 years. I’m in the hospital yearly for self induced injuries. I’ve taken grams of gear for decades yet look like I don’t even lift. I go live on YouTube to make shekels as I’m too lazy/over it to get another job. I have no car, house, investments or assets to my name. I have alienated every one of my friends who barely want to associate with me anymore. I suffer from sexual deviance even though my doodle doesn’t even work anymore. I’ve squandered all athletic opportunities that have come my way and resorted to bulking up and getting fat as a cope to all of my athletic failures. I think being big and fat means I can fight. My body is completely destroyed from weight room related incidents. I have zero endurance and can’t walk up a flight of stairs without being winded. I rely on my mommy dying to hopefully inherit her assets instead of working for my own. I think I’m smart and give nuggets of “wisdom” that everyone should take as gospel. I am a former substance abuser/addict and have destroyed my body with gratuitous amounts of my vices. I can’t find a woman to have a stable relationship with and have zero kids to carry on my legacy.