Listen fuckers. Just because I got a fucking picture of myself kissing another fucking guy it doesn’t fucking mean that I’m fucking gay. Okay? I fucking come home every fucking night after I get off fucking work and I fuck Taco Queen in every fucking room of this fucking house. What you fucking keyboard warriors don’t fucking realize is this picture was a fucking joke. If it fucking makes you uncomfortable then turn this the fuck off and go fucking watch something else.
I’ve studied the cookie cutter vernacular for years. It only takes listening to a few conversations from Bard to completely know how to imitate him unfortunately.