Uh, yes, though you may claim this is a biology lecture and you are a so called professor, I was up all night listening to Hans Zipper film scores, therefore I need to lie on your desk and self regulate. You’ll have to move your lecture somewhere. Also, that project isn’t going to work for me, I ran out of windows to write on, so I can’t complete it."
He should just swallow the hard truth that he has just an average IQ at best, and go work at some regular office job in order to do some excel sheets or telephone work etc. He wont cure cancer or go to mars. Ffs you are so right, this is just a waste of time.