Lan's done it again. Another day, another mugshot

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No documents unfort, and idk if this counts as a probation violation. Per the dated literature this was before he re-emerged in the hospital.

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in a few decades he’ll be like every other leather-skinned bum on the street talking to himself, holding a sign. No one will even know he used to be a celery BABY

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Thanks for the updates on Dr. Lan HOUSE McCarthy, fan buddy. He looks disheveled as fuck but the clothes appear to be clean. I wonder if Bonnie THE CUNT is still STEPPING UP with that $2,000/month studio for her failure of a son. Truly a waste of oxygen unfort.

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He won’t even need a few decades to reach that level, in a few years he’ll be there if the meth and booze hasn’t gotten him there already. He’s coming up on a decade of rampant amphetamine usage, his brain must look like Andreas Munzers liver.

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She could be but his total disappearing from social media (aside from when he went to the hospital, because they have chargers and wifi) also makes me think she finally cut him off.

But even if she is covering his housing he still isn’t doing laundry or grooming himself, so the only difference between him and a homeless man is that Lan gets to sleep in a bed at night. He’s spiritually homeless.

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horribly worn unfortunately huehuehuehue

is it just the lighting of the photo? or does the left side of his face look scarred up and swollen to anyone else?

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Could be the lighting or maybe Michael EMAIL ME Wilson finally stood up for himself and decked him.

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homeless schizo maxxing unfortunatley. maybe poleese will leave him alone now that hes homeless with no money like PM. then show up and shoot bonnie brown buttfucker unfortunately

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beginning of meth face unfort

Eyelid edema

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Place you bets as to what caused it. My (hopeful) guess is he has heart failure from megadosing stims, or maybe he’s taking facials for meth money

Edema good band like three days grace unforutnatley. animal i becum

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It is fucking hilarious that he still jaunts around in suits every where he goes. Look like a disheveled ungroomed dirty homeless person but can’t possibly go out without his dress clothes on. Gotta be presentable. It’s literally as pointless as Janoy doing gear and taking supplements only to not workout and eat Burger King

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my theory is that he’s doing it as a way to desperately hold onto whatever last bit of hope he has that he might still be able to recover his life. much the same way that delusional 40, 45, 50 year old women still have a spare bedroom in their house with a crib and a bunch of baby stuff because they think that any day now they’re going to meet the man of their dreams and start a family.

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Get lampooned Lan you queer

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Reminds me of janoy wearing fake gold chains, fake rings, and fake rolex. Trying to look like he’s rich even though he pesters people for “gas money” and birthday gifts.

He did it knowing full well everyone knew his rolex was fake.

Likewise, Ian knows everyone knows he’s a retarded jobless junkie disowned by his family, with no degree or any kind of qualifications. Yet he still dresses like he is someone important.

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sickening reference

Ian is bummening

ian as a bum ps 1

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Heuheuheu bum maxxening.

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It sick, it piss, it styrofoam, it crumbling

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