Lan sentenced to probation with time served

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Bad news fans. Aside from a brief period in jail getting free food, free rent and free cawk Lan has gotten away with terrorizing M’ichael. I can’t find any more details than this. Even though there’s no release date I’m guessing he’s back out now since there’d be no reason to hold him otherwise, so he’s probably back on the streets of Atlanta now trying to suck dick/write programs in exchange for meth and monsters. He’ll probably violate the probation instantly but who knows how long he could be out until an officer physically drags him back inside.

Ian McCarthy’s in your neighborhood? It’s more likely than you think!

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good find detective fanbuddy, always glad to see the latest on mcthey. unfortunately almost any large city run by liberals will give a criminal 7,8,9 strikes before actually doing anything huehuehue

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Thanks for the update fan buddy. I kinda figured he wouldn’t get any jail time unfortunately but hopefully as he continues to destroy his brain he’ll be less inhibited to do some freaky shit for us.

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Ian will immediately sign up for fafsa unfortunately and make a list.

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The science based bodybuilding community needs to STEP UP!

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back out walking by a certain someones houseee unfortunately

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How long until we will see his face again in the atlanta mushot newspaper?

Inbetween we will see him posting on facebook/instagram, pictures of his food, anti trump comments, posts about him enrolling into college, snarky stupid posts about other people, whos lives are 100x more succesful. Maybe even a video where he is trying to showcase his profound scientific knowledge. For sure posts about chemcial substances and abstracts of studies. Maybe even a List ?

Those are on my Lan bingo list.

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No justice in this world. A serious society would have had him beaten and thrown into a work camp or straight up deleted. Instead we have this clown show. More money for the jewstice system fanzzzz

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The dead porcher george floyd is the reason why criminals get a pass now and chimp out without repercussions.

Its a bad day to be an elderly homosexual male.

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ian wilson ps 3

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Am I out?? Am I out? Just tell me am I out!?

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Compromise, you want compromise Michael, 22 days in the can!

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make him come out of the closet just like in sopranos

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Michael’s email inbox be like:

Hey it me

You want meetup?

Suck fuck all day pee in my mouth?

You holding?

???

?

Guess don’t care about M’coath

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