He chose to cut a deal. If I understand it correctly the final plea date will confirm he wants to plea out and then he’ll be sentenced. There’s no details yet on what the plea deal is for. However I think he’ll do time because it’s hardly his first offense and he continued to torment The Emailer after being arrested, but it might only be a few months in county because it’s only 1 charge. The plea deal probably essplains why the abuse of elderly charge got dropped too.
We kinda got robbed of ments here because I was hoping he’d get big headed enough to plea not guilty and assooooom he could take the state on and we could watch it on zoom court. I was imagining him representing himself (because Bonnie wouldn’t STEP UP and hire him a non public defender, non negress lawyer), putting Michael Wilson up on the stand and grilling him about how he never esstorted him for his wallet. Then putting Bonnie on the stand and grilling her about how her bitch cunt parenting made him turn put like this so it’s not his fault bro.
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After watching him for the first time in 2012; never could I have predicted that this would be his outcome. He’s was equally as unlikable then as he is now. But Never did I think he’d end up the train wreck he is today.
Ian is 33 years old. He’s accomplished absolutely nothing in life. Even the Piss Lord has held a job at Publix for over 20 years.
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Yeah it would’ve been menty af if he represented himself in court unfortunately but even the tortured genius knows his limits unfortunately.
I wonder if Email Me Wilson is going to be envious of Lan getting rotisserie’d by Tyrone and Jamal when he’s in the slammer.
Unfortunately the bastard will probably get some shit like community service in which he of course won’t do. It will take more bitch slap offenses against Email Me before the justice system STEPS UP and serves him serious jail time.
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If Lan ever speaks about this, which is not likely I don’t think, he will explain how he was not guilty but just “too exhausted” and depressed to build his defence
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miacheal wants his boyfriend back and dropped charges probably unfortunately. one thing i learned is lawyers are all scammers and they just want to commute your sentence as fast as possible. so it would be non cookie cutter for ian to be his own lawyer and clog the court hue hue hue
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I am pretty sure unfortly, that his crime spree won’t end. He will continue and escalate with breaks of “going college/rehab/loving all people”.
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Lan is a relatively boring ment cow anyway. Frankie Tufano is where the ments are nowadays.
The year is 2040, Joni and Ian’s cases still haven’t started yet
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Actually it might eventually turn into a murder case because Lan will one day go over board with old queer email me and push him down the stairs or some other queer cookie cutter death.
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Has frankie lost everything yet fan buddy?
Ive used chatgpt to research good old frankie boy. and man oh man, he really sues everyone and everything and makes the dumbest mistakes and then whines about it. his life is the life when you let a 6yo make decisions.
Should I post what chatgpt researched?
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prison he will either be buttraped or come out aryan brotherhood tatted and ripped unfortunately. but it ian so just buttraped unfortunately then move in with michael 5 years later and write himself into inheritance like anna nicole taco quenn cookie cutter
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He will die of aids hiv fortunately.
Ian will sell his ass in prison in exchange for stimulants and adhd pills.
Until he gets caught for contraband, put in solitary confinement and ropes.
Good ending take ending.
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isnt it weird that at least 2 insane murderer and serial killer were genova fans back in the day? elliot rodger and that guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig_J1oBSiE0
And then add all the other criminals and perverts within the 'verse and adjecent. I wonder what kind of psychological profile the average piss follower had or at least in this little safe haven here.
edit: it also goes way back if you count in the terrorists working out at world gym.
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Also odd two Jews brought us the piss. Janoy and Prince.
You think about that Dale?
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