Dale left his wife for a catchers mitt

Why? Less stress?
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Dale has sex with a baseball mitt.

His first wife is actually quite a catch considering how fat american women are. She’s attractive enough and supposedly provided Dale with a nepo 6 figure job (according to Jay).

Yet Dale threw all of that away to try get a plastic trophy and defeat a pregnant old man. What an idiot.

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I met Dale when he was wearing his cookie cutter Jordan shoes, had to set him straight. We did talk about his family and romantic life, I told him about my baby mama drama. Dale’s super self absorbed, but he genuinely cares about the welfare of others.

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Did you talk about blaha?

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Kek, briefly while filming that’s it though

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statistically yes, but if you look up racially, you see it is black men and black women who are the fattest and most obese of them all. They must be all insulin resistant pigs like Lenny was.

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you sounded more like a fanboy in these short clips with Dale, no offense.

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It’s called the big Lenny technique where you kiss someone’s ass and talk shit behind their back, simple.

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The big Lenny technique, aka being a two faced coward huehue

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It’s a psychological mind trick learned from pedophile/nazi documentaries … huehue

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Thank you sir. I will definitely do some research on that subject.

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one of the worst from the end for me was:

talking shit about Veronica, calling her a PM, but slurping down her food and be glad someone still takes an interest in him.

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over 45 years old abusing steroids weight fluctuating between obese and anorexics heart make problem for me

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Eh dales ok but very forgettable. Could have been way more menty but he had the most generic redneck “I listen ter Florida jawja line and drank bud light” personality. It borening

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What do you think about that Dale?

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Ah dont ppreciate yall talkin bout my wahfe like that

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Im gon start muh own company.

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Just pulled his thumb out of his (or her?) butt.

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