Are we dying of our death? Litally?

Fans, I been looking at this board and hardly anything new. We’re banned from faggot reddit. This board is all we got.

Jason’s grandma is 18 forever and thus never gonna croak. Bard is too busy finding a new wife with illegitimate children to even do a live. Lenny’s dead. Jay is a faggot. Collura lives a normal isolated life. Andjew doesn’t have the will do even provide so much as a breadcrumb of a ment.

We had a golden opportunity when Lenny got back together with Andjew at that old geezers new gym, the one where Jay took a shit behind the dumpster. But no, we get what get.

I don’t know what the point of this post even is. I almost wish I never knew about the piss at all.

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It’s been over for many years. All good things must come to an end. Feel cold down dumps but it is what it is.

Jasons grandma is in her 90s. At this rate she might make it to 100. Her life force is entirely fueled by the pleasure of making her good for nothing children seethe and wait for the inheritence. Living out of spite baby weeeeee.

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Yes dead for long time, but the Piss always came in waves. Now there ia a drought, no Lan no other idiots creating ments.

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Blaha is still churning ments, but they are small rn

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Died of its death unfort. I’m just waiting for the group home era when Granny and the Gainz Goblin are long gone.

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I said it before and I’ll say it again unfort. If you want Lord back someone needs to move to Boca and marry the Gainz Goblin to become Janoy’s new father. Rip up the Baker act, write Duncle out of power of attorney, and cut back on the Haldol (but keep a little on hand if he gets too freaky and interrupts your sleep). It’s that simple. 8 pieces.

Jane is lonely as fuck and it wouldn’t take much to win her over. Catch her bagging groceries at Pubelix with M’Lord, give her a little compliment and leave her your number. The rest is history.

I’d do it myself but I fucked up my back stop talk shit.

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Its dead had to get rid of it.

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it true . unfortunat

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Lenny should have done it once he knew he was getting kicked out of his mom’s house. He could have moved in with Jason, giving him a place to eat sleep and grow. Lenny could have coached Jason and disciplined him enough to finally get him shredded for the ruby, whilst filming ments 24/7.

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The water of lake Cresva is extremely dry but the wonderful flow of piss will return soon. Am I out? Am I out? I need to know if I am out…

Blahino will be your salvation unfortunately

We have like 10 years left of Blaha before he dies of a stroke

Been producing ments since early 2000s, when he’s done we’ll have nearly 40 years of Blaha ments

Are there actual Ments ever produced by Blaha?

He’s had flare ups but nothing Earth shattering like the slap heard 'round the world with M’lord and Piano.

I think the ruby voice messages were earth shattering, or the meth addicted killer vomiting during his live streams, doing only fans and showing his limp cawk, when it was revealed he was paying a hooker’s rent to peg him, when Joni crashed the cuck mobile

Him hitting a tree branch mid liestream on TWO different occasions.

Three actually

That’s true unfortunately, I just forgot about those PTSD appologee assepted.