Maniacs,
I did it again. But this time, it was on purpose.
I desperately had to poop and I knew it was the rea.
I had been searching for clean bathrooms all day and I couldn’t take it anymore. If you don’t have a clean enough toilet for stinky’s bare butt—DESERVE WHAT GET!!!
I refuse to make a cookie cutter barrier of toilet paper on the rim. If you do that and you leave it on the rim, you are worst then me.
So I couldn’t put my bare butt on this soiled fast food toilet. I did the unthinkable again.
This time I dropped my drawers, leaned forward with my head down between my ankles, looking through my legs backwards.
Boy, that was cool seeing your poo spray onto the tank of the toilet like a half turned on faucet. I could use my lil pee pee like an iron site and aim the stream.
I pretend I was back in Afghanistan and proceeded to shoot my ass Mk19 all down the valley that was said toilet, tp holder, tank, floor etc.
I liberated the bathroom because now they have to clean it. I poop with positive outcomes and I’m making the world more sanitary.
If you haven’t watched your own diahrea splat upside down like a hose barely turned on, you are not living.
