Scene of Jason Blaha during the war

Jason “Hemingway” Blaha, disillusioned by his commanding officer, throws a grenade in the stall while the officer is in the toilet.

This is a page from the comic Punisher Born which by some strange coincidence came out a few months before Blaha told this story. How strange.

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who sent you?

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I was in the power wars gais EXHALE

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“You’re one bad day away from being me”

Blahas entire online persona revolves around a collection of movies. He sees a cool scene or hears a cool line and goes “this is my new personanlity”.

He is like that kid in school who used to tell people that his dad or his older brother are total badasses. Except he’s the wannabe badass and hasnt grown out of this.

Didnt the eyebrow thing he does originate from The Rock? I swear he is a total cameleon with 0 personality, just copies everything. A total fat flabby empty shell of a person he is.

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During that phase he would say his father was an ex Green Beret who trained him.

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His Green Beret father taught him to hit a headshot at 1000 yards before Blaha even went to The Farm at Langley

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Here he is breaking in a new recruit.

Here is Captain Jason Duane Blaha being picked up by US Forces from a massacre at his base. He was shot seven times and killed over two hundred Hajis with his bare hands.

Blaha’s family was killed by a mob hit gone wrong after he returned during a day in Central Park. But instead of causing him to start a one man war on crime, instead it caused him to devote his life to a shitty YouTube channel for fifteen years.

You got it wrong hoss that was uncle Wilton……and remember gahs these are stories just “stories”

Blahas dexa scan looks like some fat middle aged woman

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nothing beats THIS:


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Sultan of symmetry.

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ayatollah of asymmetry huehuehuehue

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Can see the claw even on dexa

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He has some good child-birthing hips.

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