Janoy should have had a uber/uber eats era

Imagine janoy turning a 10 minute trip into a 45 min drive because he’s too afraid to get on the highway huehuehue. Janoy explaining science to his passengers the entire way. Delivering cold food with half the order missing. Order 66 uncle bitch for taking this away from us unfortunately.

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Didn’t he do, what is it called, where you order supermarkt items and the guy goes into the supermarket and buys it and delivers it to you?

Did he?

Instacart. He was doing it after duncle nuked the Janoyverse and after Big gay got beat by Mccuck

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I knew it. I remember being so grossed out by the thought of him touching the food for me to eat, even if it is packaged. Just think of fruit or vegetables he would touch with these fingers.fingers lube

Any cucumbers you might order will get a special treatment by Knuckle Deep.

brad cucumber

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Janoy should have been cast for officer doofus. Always had his hands in his ayuss. Barely showered or brushed. Like Brayudd said on the podcast he Probly put eggs or other heavy shit on the bread huehue

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I would bet my life he doesn’t wash his hands unless someone is watching.

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I am sure he never washed his hands properly EVER in his life. Remember the Jane cooking videos, his “hand washing”. Just knowing he is in the vacinity of food makes me gag. Also Jane as well. Seeing her touching the food …gross

Even if Janoy would properly wash his hands, the next moment he would stuck them down his pants or up his nose or mouth. He is not capable.
jason hand rub

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He doesn’t train the back of his body because he can’t see it, so unless he has shit on his hands he aint washing them.

And in fact one time Brayuuud filmed him with shit on his hand lol

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eternally unmoggable in forearms

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It pull mushroom cap once per day, it forearm training, it pinch grip

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I got really fucked up and went on just a really disgusting eating binge. I think I tore my stomach or something. I mean come on mayn

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