Lan the old queer fucker.
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I have updates unfortunately.
The indictment for his robbery last year has finally been filed, and would you believe Blaha was lying the whole time about Lan pushing down a mouthy old couple and stealing their wallets? Shocking I know.
So what actually happened is that his robbery charge was an earlier case of the domestic violence he’s been perpetrating upon boomer fayug and suspected aids patient Michael Wilson. Michael has been named as the victim in the case and will be testifying against Lan as a witness when it goes to trial.
Of course it’s a galaxy brain move on the part of Mr Wilson to keep the methed up twink that’s beating/robbing you around for another 6 months after you file charges against him, but what can ya do when you’re a wrinkly old prune and none of the hot young dudes will suck your dick anymore?
The page for the case also says the abuse of elderly/disabled charge was “not presented before the grand jury.” Idk if that means it was dropped or yet to be filed or what exactly is happening there.
As of now there’s no hearing/arraignment/trial date set
We also got Lan’s bail conditions
Must not contact the victim? Must abstain from alcohol? Book him Officer Porch!
Oh and speaking of porches, in this other piece of paperwork (that basically just says Lan won’t be answering questions) we got his public defenders (lol) details
So Ian’s relying a negress public defender to keep him out of jail, better start practicing your anal stretching techniques Lan because all of Ms Brown’s brothers, uncles and cousins are going to come after you when you walk in. But hey, that was only who his lawyer was listed as for the paperwork which was dated in the first few days after his arrest, so maybe bitch mother Bonnie will step up and hire him a real lawyer.
Just like she let him move back into her apartment in the Sky House building in Buckhead
In other legal news Lan has a hearing next month for his 2025 criminal damage charges, but since he’s only up on 3 misdemeanors I don’t expect much (unless he fails to appear again)
As for what he’s been doing on social media he was quiet for the last week or 2 until a day ago when he must’ve got his adderall reupped and started medicineposting once again, but something interesting did happen in there which is that he’s offering to donate his kidney to Dave Pulcinella (the broscientist he lost a debate to almost 15 years ago).
But I’m not sure Dave’s going to want it, it’s hardly pristine
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Plus it probably has aids too now.
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Has aids down there like Cynthia unfort. Kidney died died died Dave will have to get rid of it.
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phenomenal work as always fanbuddy, delivering top tier mcthey ments
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It ain’t much but it’s honest ments
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He’s a Chai Tea boy now
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Ian McCarthy STEPPED up for the Pisstroopers. No one can take that away from him.
Trolling Pucinella about his kidney failure is also very very menty.
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Thanks fan great work. Lan still likes to larp that he’s some good person at heart and is once again bragging about something he’s apparently going to do, similar to the yearly college application post. Must’ve been manic when he offered and will proceed to never mention or follow up on it again. It’s like when he was homeless in New Mexico and humble bragged about helping the fellow homeless, only for one to lock him out of his own room and force him to call the cops lol
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To sum it up:
still a drug addict
gay
“Bonnie i need my rent paid you fucking bitch”
Assoming
Cant even form coherent thought (see recent YouTube video)
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not the exact same situation, they have different backgrounds, but its crazy to see the similarities between McThey and Lenny.
- homosexual (in total denial, to the point of getting married and feigning interest in women)
- heavy drug addict (in total denial, frequently criticizing drug users, believing they aren’t one)
- focused on weightlifting, possibly as a way to appear hypermasculine and not homosexual
- alienated from family
- delusions about the future and what their life will be someday
Lenny was far more self-destructive, while Lan seems to be hurting others more than Lenny ever did (which certainly makes him more despicable), but its strange how parallel their lives are. Lan has far fewer redeeming qualities, if any, probably due to his privileged upbringing, while Lenny would at least show kindness to others, but anyway. Sometimes I wonder what McThey/Lenny’s lives would have been like if they just accepted their homosexuality when they realized it, and lived as gay men. hard to say for sure, but maybe Lenny would still be healthy and alive and McThey wouldn’t be as fucked up as he is.
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All of his insane stories from last night here to marvel at. I wonder what these people he gives advice to would think if they knew WHAT creature is giving them advice.
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public defender can be better than a private for profit lawyer, maybe judge will feeel bad for autistic nerd with negress lawyer hue hue hue. Laywers scam you and if he does go to jail ian has all the time in the world shit pants and throw them at guards
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“people sleep in prisons all the time” well he will know about that soon enough. and are those macros his? he eats like 4000cal a day? it methening metabolism to still be a lil bo peep like him eating all that.
he will finally get in shape, …like me. my current updates, yes I hopped on TEE ARR TEEEE assholes, Im over forty.
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You want to have uncontrollable acne breakouts, that means you’re a freak
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This pic really encapsulates ian. Lazy low effort writings. You can tell he is only posting this to try to look like an intellectual/savant who thinks and researches things.
But since he is a low iq junkie with no education, all he can do is write the name of drugs/supplements and do basic additions. The best he pull of is something that amounts to an 8yr old’s homework.
It’s like a little child playing pretend and trying to pose as a scientist. Which would be cute for said child, but when you’re a middle aged loser like ian it’s not so cute ANYMORE.
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If you do not have huge staph infected wounds on your back, neck, face, chest, PENIS and ass, you are not a FREAK!
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eating good at the homeless encampment unfortunately
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