Kanevsky
Kali Muscle
Blaha
Jay Masters
Ian
Palumbo
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RIP Bard
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The USPS will now recognise april 20th as a national holiday in honour of bradfords legacy as postmaster general.
May he deliver circulars in peace
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- Blaha: never actually ran enough heavy gear to do any serious damage to his organs, dude is just a weird larper
- Ian McThey: certainly deserves to, but won’t
- Palumbo: seems to take care of his health, but you never know when his past will catch up to him
- Jay Masters: highly likely, but nobody will care lol
- Kali Muscle: has already had a few heart attacks, the betting favourite for next to die
- Granny Rosov: immortal unfortunately
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Blaha has been juicing since his 20s and he’s 49 (almost 50 gahs). Missing most of his teeth, his head turns fire truck red simply just reaching down to pickup a 30lb dumbbell. I think Ian or Kali will come next. Ian is doing drugs, drinking, suicidal at times, clearly spiraling constantly going to jail
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Jay Masters is another top pick
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blaha never leaves the house less stres less stresss of acccident unfortunately if brayudd keeps bloating and aging at this rate look like he has cancer unfortunately
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Moron von bogel. Tony huehuege can’t leave any loose ends in thailand from the fitness community that knows what he did.
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Big Lenny
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Kali because of his 2 previous heart attacks and his monkey brain.
Blaha gum health, bathtub brew, sleeping habits of a ghoul. Any could wipe him out.
the only thing that saves him ironically is training and poverty spec slop diet.
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I have a completely different character in mind, who has the potential to be the next one
(even if that is quite dark)
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My coin historical is on Jay going next unfort. His whole identity was beer and steroids but with those gone he italy has nothing left to live for. I’d say Bradford is going to soon but he walks a shit ton as a mailprick so that should keep his heart healthy in certain ways.
Blahino is a cockroach, that tub of shit will live forever like Granny Cresva.
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To quote Lenny on podcast:
“In the timeframe of eternity, everything is the same”
Blaha will live to be 90 unfortunately, never leaves his house because he is scared of everything huehuehue.
Big Gay doesn’t drink anymore?
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pinworm die from eating contest, cassady suicide after youtube failing, or tony hue gets murdered when next victim finally fights back unfortunately
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Big Gay will die of a heart attack
Jason Genova will die from eating undercooked chicken
Jane Genova will die from a drunk driving accident or alcohol poisoning
Collura has a heart condition but might have a fighting chance because he actually takes good care of himself now
Granny will outlive us all
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Nate…since he is back on the goyslop binges for youtube shekels to finance his white womans dream life.
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