I was driving around and decided I needed to visit a certain type of establishment for some relaxation.
But I had to take a shit out of nowhere. The kind you can tell is going to be water.
I pull up to a gas station. And I run into the bathroom and lock the door. Now it looks a little sketchy.
So I hover my butt in a blasting fashion towards the bowl (I thought.)
Boy, do I blast an unexpected spray of diahrea very forcefully out of my butt and the stream goes for like 12 seconds.
I turned around to inspect what happened. It was bad.
I had sprayed poo on the tank of the toilet, the seat, the wall, the toilet paper, the floor and the air freshener on the tank was even splattered.
I was saddened by the damage I had caused this poor establishment. When I left, someone was waiting to use the bathroom, a Kali muscle type, and I yelled “UHHHH THAT WASNT ME BRO”
And ran off as I heard him scream “hellllll nooo”
Just wanted to share some ments from stinky’s off camera life
