Guys,
Last night I was so constipated, I passed out on the toilet from grunting.
I woke up face down pants around my ankles.
Broken nose, split eyelid. Down dumps.
Woah!
A true freak! Too much flank steak and lactose free milk Stinky?
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I don’t even know man. I’m lucky my nose barely shifted.
Been there, done that.
Fan buddies, every time you’re on the shitter, Big Lenny is there with you in spirit coaching you to let that big ole mud turtle out of the fudge cave.
It helps if you imagine a medium sized dog taking a huge dump. You know you can really see the shit coming out and dropping on the street or grass or whatever. It helps if you imagine a white or bright coloured dog.
Learned that trick from Glenn Howerton who plays Dennis in Its always sunny.
Lenny was serious about him getting Trump elected since he was wearing the shirt way before everyone else. LOL