Lifetime order 66 still in effect

Our boy Hemingway just got hit with another prank call and lolcow documentary

Get what get for looking terrible in the body and looking like big bagel rolls, big rolls

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“Worst physique of the fitness industry” was always such a strong diss coming from Janoy.

That prank call shows how delusional and lonely he is. He just keeps going on molonogues about how great he is with his soft scared little fairy voice.

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If that really had been a neighbor, imagine Blano bringing up pedophilia and being abused without any prompting.

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This was blahas best attempt to seem normal and well adjusted huehue

Total retard i bet he goes to Walmart and tells random people about his powerlifting records and his coathing business

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The fact people still troll our boy Hemingway warms my heart. Things change, people come and go, but Bloach will always be a laughing stock huehue

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He keeps giving people ammo. He is incapable of behaving. For someone so obsessed with his online appearance and putting on a facade, he sure embarasses himself ay lowwwwt.

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“Im pretty much a 200lbs guy with Abs”

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Jason had better abs during the Adam Harper era.


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Yeah, but he was younger though. And it also only seems that way, since what looks like abs are still fat rolls and loose skin giving the illusion of abs, but yeah he was looking good, also before the 2017 ruby …before the hurrican forced him to gain 50 pounds in couple of days lol

jason funny 7

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Stop talk shit hater troll!!!

We have pics of blaha around the same age as blaha during the bodybyfinaplix or whatever era. He looked like shit despite youth, roids and synthol.

Genova will always mog blaha unfort

Whats with you getting aggrevated about that?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEES !

Not talking shit, just quoting genova huehue

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Can’t help himself but to be an anti-social spazz. Was he is retard classes growing up?

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Notice how he laughs/cuckles not only when he is lying, but also whenever he gasses himself up. His brain is Freudian slipping that he knows he’s bullshitting. Nervous tickening. Or maybe, just for a brief moment, he gets to imagine himself if all those things were true, and he smiles and laughs. Only fleeting though. Easy psychological read

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Dumbo gave mNate so many bad stares huehue should have been more careful

I think it could be all of the things you listed but also him thinking he looks more social and relaxed if he fakes a laugh.

In his old fake merch videos you could see him fake a laugh when he said he wasnt bald. He thinks it’s more convincing that way.

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Ahm technically an online celebrity ghuys.

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Someone should bait crotch into how much he can overhead squat. Say an Olympic lifter smaller than him can(which we know is true)

The ments would be a car wreck cuckle

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You can tell how much he overthinks human interaction. Just completely lost socially.

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