Ian is going to get torn up in prison huehue

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He’s going to star in Poor Little White Boy part 17 in the slammer.

wasnt that a result of supposedly african american attackers? I still think he faked it or did it himself or just had to shit like Stinky had to

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That’s what he said but I suspect he went ass over tea kettle on one of those rented e-scooter things.

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That’s what he said but as Salmon said he probably crashed a scooter/bike or otherwise fell over. There’s no swelling or bruising consistant with getting your head stomped in, just a lot of surface wounds.

Plus we know how Ian is, if he actually had a case he’d milk it till the end of time and blame all his problems on his new self diagnosed traumatic brain injury

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CTE. Is Lan going to be the next Chris Benoit ?

Nah, Lan would never ever be such a great athlete like Benoit, but he could have perhaps the same mushed brain.

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“Where’s that happy trail go LITTLE NIGGA”