He’s such a fucking liar. Only way he’s gonna get pussy is if the bitch dies and wills it to him. And then it’s still just a maybe.
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He’s like that cringy kid in school who always made up stories to make himself look so cool.
The kind of kid who says his dad is a big shot at nintendo, or a secret agent or an astronaut (he actually said his dad was a green beret and his uncle an astronaut huehue).
The kind of kid who if you talk about a video game he says he has 10 different consoles and hundreds of games at home. But you cant see them.
The kind of kid who said he has a bomb ass girlfriend from another school. You cant meet her though.
Except he never grew up. He’s almost 50 and still behaves like that. Dude is a manchild for life.
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A good collection of his early years
It’s like he doesn’t think we know his entire pathetic dating history. Pretty much every woman he’s ever been with started out long distance, because that way they don’t see how repulsive and awkward he is in person. Only exception to this was mooncookie, a literal crackhead stripper. Every clip of him in public interacting with people he comes off extremely awkward and people are visibly uncomfortable near him
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He also acts all submissive. Which is even more funny when you remember his bit about being “very intimidating in person, i have a presence when i come in a room”.
Meanwhile on Tommy’s garage lol
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Menty af i just looked up Tommy’s Garage Tv show to see what became of it since the blaha thing.
Last episode was posted in 2023 and this is what i see when i click on it LMFAO
Maybe they were as demented as blaha this whole time huehue hobby secret
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This whole Tommys Garage Show gave me weeeeeiiiiiiiiird energy vibes. There was probably a lot of oeeey and goooeey going on.
Also such a weird concept to have your audience so close and then in the first row laughing women with that one weird chubby serial killer vibe guy inbetween.
But they loved her, that was moon cookie right?
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I’ve never understood people like that.
Someone should update the Chef Crackhead menu with a pic of old melted candle Blaha.
Hips don’t lie
Looks like something from a weird indie horror movie
The kind of kid who brags about his father being a big time bodybuilder, and then fucking Dale shows up to the school for parent’s day.
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Comes in a wheelchair to school.