This ogre shows up as your “taxi cab” driver. You tell him your destination and notice he is driving in the opposite direction, giving off some “weird energy” as he mixes up mutiple unknown substances into a moldy shaker cup. He tells you “we’re headed to Dixie Highway to pick up tan tens.” When you tell him to turn around because that’s not where you want to go, he replies “ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME?” You proceed to spend the next 3 hours (against your will) watching a man in a wig shit, piss and spit on your taxi cab driver while he screams “ROBERT, PLEASE!!! GET THESE THINGS OFF ME!!!” while foaming at the mouth. You call the police the next day and a slight, slight 1% barely noticeable police officer replies “whhhhhhhhoooooooooo caaaaarrrrreeeeessss” when you try and file a report. Welcome to Delray Beach, unfortunately.
Seeing Lenny drive that car for a while was one of the weirdest things we ever saw. After like 6 years or him riding to work, grocery store, and gym on his bike. Then he just pulls up shirtless in a car like he’s arriving to an orgy.
Just needs $15k PPP loan for “taxi cab” service unfort
Can only imagine how bad it smells in that car. Almost as bad as Jay’s cab unfortunately.
If I know it’s Lenny then fuck it dive in and swim.
Woah !
menty uber driver shuffling around cubans and puerto ricans, lenny would get pinged but ignore passenger pickup in favor of checking out the PM trannies downtown
He’d get distracted by a hood booger unfortunately. Menty how he scammed a 14k PPP loan pretending to be a taxi service.
Freaky story thanks for the laugh hahaha
Wrote that while bored at work fanbuddy. Brings out my creativity huehuehue.
All you can eat needed
