“His death had nuthin ta do with bodybuilding” Dave Cumulbus
Hey guys it me Dallas. I’m on 5 grams of test per week but it doesn’t effect my health. Every organ in my body has grown to 3x it’s normal size and weight, which is normal when you’re a superfreak. It hypertrophy bro. I tore my bicep and tricep, I’m on dialysis, my gallbladders shot, but Cornelius thinks I just need to add a half cup of rice to take out the water surrounding my organs and I should win the Olympia. It science, Dave (Columbo) told me. Okay time to go eat some dry chicken. Hope I don’t “choke” to death huehuehue okaypeaceoutbye.
3X ORGAN GROWTH IS DEFINITELY NON COOKIE CUTTER
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT DALE?? WITH YOURE UGLY CATCHER MIT FACE OF A WIFE DINOSAUR!!
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Taking diuretics when you have a heart condition is like smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day when you have a lung condition unfortunately. Only a total moron would do that thinking nothing will happen.
What do you mean like they literally had to wheel him off the stage?
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Perfectly healthy sport
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Fuck, you guys are just hilarious
You forgot to drink wheat grass like McCuck did to cure his cancer. Sad Dallas didn’t know about the miracle cure that is wheat grass.
Messaged you on IG fanbuddy feel cold huehuehue.
His autoposy report listed test levels about 50X higher than optimal, very non cookie cutter
Super Mario nose it revolting
Strong nose transformation
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White Mr. Olympia
“There’s never been a white Mr. Olympia before?”
His voice/breathing changed too
I remember reading the autopsy and I think the weight of his heart was like 5 times what is normal, insane.
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He truly did have a big heart. Miss him so much :`(
3 times, which is still ridiculous
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Jay Cutler is the only non PM (or variant) that has won Mr. Olympia since 1997. He was clearly trying to look more PMish with the nose gains.
HITLER MIGHT HAVE EVEN SPARED HIS LIFE.
